I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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