belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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