Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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