There is no way he is gay with that hair.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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