Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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