Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
