do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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