So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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