so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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