good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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