doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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