some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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