You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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