This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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