It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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