I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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