Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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