he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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