Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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