He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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