bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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