I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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