Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize
