Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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