problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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