yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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