when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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