I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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