did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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