Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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