dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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