i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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