Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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