Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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