can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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