I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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