I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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