Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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