If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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