HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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