is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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