do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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