my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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