can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
