He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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