The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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