I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
too bad you live with your parents still
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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