Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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