So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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