You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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