There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I have feelings that need drinking.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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