I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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