Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she was so not down for the gang bang
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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