Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
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Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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