i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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